"I don’t
want my kids to learn about evolution in school. I think it’s blasphemy. Who are
we to believe hard evidence over belief about how the modern universe came to
be. I don’t need proof to know
something is real, I mean have you heard of vampires, Santa Clause, and the
leprechauns? In fact, why don’t we just get rid of science overall? We can
replace Biology with Adam and Eve 101, Cosmology with Heaven, and cut
mathematics programs after elementary. Who needs that stuff right? Not me cause
I have a superior being that makes everything in the world work around me.
Science is just something cavemen made up because they didn’t realize they come
from intelligent design. Oh wait, I don’t believe in cavemen. In fact, I also
don’t believe in dinosaurs because God made Adam and Eve just after he made the
world out of nothing so there was no time for the dinosaurs to roam around.
Dinosaurs were just made up by heathen scientists to destroy my beliefs. Why
don’t they just go attack someone else’s beliefs, they’re the ones who are
wrong, no question about it. I mean have you heard of Shiva? The guy with 6
arms and he floats around on a pillow, ridiculous."
As you can see, it's pretty ridiculous and not serious at all. I think some people would definitely find this offensive or enraging as it may seem to them like I am attacking their religion, however, I am not attacking any specific religion, so this paragraph shouldn't alienate anyone who isn't insecure about their religion. I think my focus was more on ideas and opinions of people more than their religion, trying to show them (in a very exaggerated manner, of course) how ridiculous that idea is.